johnmaus:

“ten months later. The bamboo curtain had parted a smidgen and Pei was breathless with anticipation.”

“every weekend, especially around whitsuntide and in the christmas season” 
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johnmaus:

“ten months later. The bamboo curtain had parted a smidgen and Pei was breathless with anticipation.”

“every weekend, especially around whitsuntide and in the christmas season” 

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(Source: thefuckwouldisaywhatfor)

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